Tammy Leitzel
Pennsylvania Dutch country

The PA Dutch way of living & loving

A House Can Be Bought.
A Life Has to Be Built.

Start here — it’s free
  1. 1 · Does it pass the sniff test?Free · ten seconds
  2. 2 · Look closerFree · if you’re skeptical
  3. 3 · Has your life lost touch with reality?Approx. $15 · five minutes

Step 1 · free · ten seconds

The Manure Meter


NONE PLENTY MANURE

Free. No sign-up, no email. Start here with any situation in front of you.

Is something — or someone — asking you for a yes? Tap each box that’s true. The needle does the rest. Nothing leaves this page.

The needle starts on NONE. Your taps move it.

If any of these things are present, there might be a pile of shit somewhere nearby.

And mind — there’s no shortage of smells on a farm. The skill is knowing which one grows next year’s crop, and which one means something is dying behind the wall.

Step 3 · The Reality Check

Does Something in Your Life Need a Reality Check?


Does it feel like life has lost touch with reality? Or that you have? Or someone you love has?

You’re not crazy — your senses are working. Someplace in your life, things stopped lining up with what’s real, and you caught the whiff. Twelve questions. Five minutes. You’ll know right where it is — and the first move to fix it.

The Reality Check — Grandma Leitzel on the porch swing

Approx. $15 · one sitting · private. (final price varies a little with your sales tax) Your answers stay on your screen. Nothing you type is ever sent to me.

Run It

After checkout you’re taken straight to your Reality Check. Education, not medical care or therapy.

Not sure yet? Look closer — it’s all free  ·  Try the Manure Meter again

Tammy Leitzel

Harder to fool.
Easier to love.

I teach people how to become harder to fool and easier to love: everyone carries their own weight, heavy loads are traded in turns, and nobody gets stuck with a burden forever. And when tough times come, you make it through together.

That is what I teach. – Tammy

Don’t take my word for it. Here’s how to check me →

All you ever wanted was a piece of ground, the liberty to do what you needed on it, and somebody who wanted to be there with you.

Then people kept coming around telling you that you were wrong, or that you needed something else. Your neighbors started changing. You figured maybe they were right.

They weren’t.

It’s time to get back to reality.

Harder to fool. Easier to love.

The Talk Sit with Grandma Leitzel · The Talk